Check this out. The dude was actually bitten by a little wobbegong, not a great white man eater. And the hysterical witness statement is from none other than the director of surfwatch australia - a group of people who are supposed to be experts on protecting the beaches from sharks. Wobbegongs are camouflaged flat sharks and the guy can't even tell the difference between it and a great white? I'm eagerly anticipating the interview that will come from his exclusive deal with channel 9.