>Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties. She was
>admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. One afternoon the
>pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint
>sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she poured him a
>stiff Glen Drummond on the rocks, given the weather in Airdrie was
>so chilly..
>
>As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the young minister noticed a
>cut-glass bowl sitting on top of it. The bowl was filled with water,
>and in the water floated, of all things, a condom! When she returned
>with tea and scones, they began to chat.
>
>The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and
>its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could
>no longer resist. "Miss Beatrice", he said, "I wonder if you would
>tell me about this?" pointing to the bowl. "Oh, yes," she replied,
>"Isn't it wonderful? I was walking through the Park a few months
>ago and I found this little package on the ground. The directions
>said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and that it would prevent
>the spread of disease. Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter.
:dowhat :dowhat :dowhat :dowhat :dowhat :devious :devious :laugh
>admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. One afternoon the
>pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint
>sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she poured him a
>stiff Glen Drummond on the rocks, given the weather in Airdrie was
>so chilly..
>
>As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the young minister noticed a
>cut-glass bowl sitting on top of it. The bowl was filled with water,
>and in the water floated, of all things, a condom! When she returned
>with tea and scones, they began to chat.
>
>The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and
>its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could
>no longer resist. "Miss Beatrice", he said, "I wonder if you would
>tell me about this?" pointing to the bowl. "Oh, yes," she replied,
>"Isn't it wonderful? I was walking through the Park a few months
>ago and I found this little package on the ground. The directions
>said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and that it would prevent
>the spread of disease. Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter.
:dowhat :dowhat :dowhat :dowhat :dowhat :devious :devious :laugh