[AllyMC]

>Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties. She was
>admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. One afternoon the
>pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint
>sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she poured him a
>stiff Glen Drummond on the rocks, given the weather in Airdrie was
>so chilly..
>
>As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the young minister noticed a
>cut-glass bowl sitting on top of it. The bowl was filled with water,
>and in the water floated, of all things, a condom! When she returned
>with tea and scones, they began to chat.
>
>The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and
>its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could
>no longer resist. "Miss Beatrice", he said, "I wonder if you would
>tell me about this?" pointing to the bowl. "Oh, yes," she replied,
>"Isn't it wonderful? I was walking through the Park a few months
>ago and I found this little package on the ground. The directions
>said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and that it would prevent
>the spread of disease. Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter.

:dowhat :dowhat :dowhat :dowhat :dowhat :devious :devious :laugh

 

[daveC]

Of work Ally?

Bit of spare time on your hands? :laugh

 

[AllyMC]

Nah mate at work, just tooooooooo good,:devious , More like: works a piece of p!ss and its quiet :laugh
hows it going anyway mate? hows the job:O

Oh how is the bike :dowhat does it still make you grin like the beloved TL :devious

 

[daveC]

Loving the bike, but nowhere as near the grin factor. :banghead

My neighbours like me a little more now though. :laugh

 

[bikerchris]

Loving the bike, but nowhere as near the grin factor. :banghead

That's your fault!:banghead

My neighbours like me a little more now though. :laugh

:laugh

 

[AllyMC]

:laugh they might like you a little better just now mate but what they saying about the conservatory? have things quietened down on that front :O or are they still being d*ckheads about it?

 

[daveC]

They have not uttered a word since. :laugh