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Vegemite has been banned in the US :coocoo



Vegemite contains C4 explosives and other various unstable nuclear ingredients.

No, hang on, Vegemite colour looks like oil and is therefore an oil-based product not owned by the US.

No, wait a minute, Vegemite is a highly addictive drug fed to kids to corrupt them and should therefore be banned worldwide. :dowhat

No, Vegemite is an aussie product brought into the country illegally by damned aussie tourists for total domination of the US economy.

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Oh, Vegemite only contains Folate and its illegal because non-bread based products can't contain it :coocoo

I liked the other answers. :laugh
 

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The Federal Department of Agriculture introduced a law banning it due to its use of folate.

Folate is a vitamin B source.

And we all know vitamins are drugs.

And we all know drugs are bad.

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And vitamin B is good for you, especially if you're pregnant or breast feeding. We all know that breast feeding in public is a no-no, so Vegemite must be banned to.

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Sorry, just browsing some websites on this topic and their assoicated myths. :lol
 

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:yumyum :yumyum :yumyum Vegemite sarnies !!
 

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More for us


:)
 

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Considering Vegemite is produced by Kraft, owned by the US, they're cutting off sales :coocoo
 

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What next?

Are they going to ban these:



:laugh
 

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Vegemite should be baned just as a crime against nature. :puke

Marmite on the other hand... Now that's good stuff. :devious :laugh
 

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Vegemite should be baned just as a crime against nature. :puke

Marmite on the other hand... Now that's good stuff. :devious :laugh

Marmite is just a poor copy of vegimite IE: international rost coffee :puke to nescafe coffee :yumyum :laugh
 

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I thought it would have been thru the use of the word "fantasy".

Its too erotic!

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BurnCycle said:
Vegemite should be baned just as a crime against nature. :puke

Marmite on the other hand... Now that's good stuff. :devious :laugh
Whoa burn you MUST be a yank!:) Vegemite for breakfast lunch and tea for me! Marmite makes me nauseous.
 

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What next?

Are they going to ban these:



:laugh

dont laugh, tripple j were talking about it this morning and a chick from america rang up and said her company banned tim tams as they had to much sugar in them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

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Next thing you know, you'll get death row if you try to smuggle the stuff into the country.... what do you say to your cell mate in the clink?

"yeah, i got done for the sale and distribution of vegemite!":lol
 

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another american idea :lol

Being there: attached parents
Mothers breastfeeding five year olds. This is not some fringe, New-Age fad. These are parents with very firm ideas about how we should bring up our kids. Firstly, you have to be there, attached to your child 24 hours a day. No school, no discipline and definitely no cots, prams, dummies or even nappies. They all break the mother-baby bond. They're confident all this will produce independent, free-thinking kids. But, ask their critics, and they say spoilt brats are more likely.

60 minutes report:
http://sixtyminutes.ninemsn.com.au/sixtyminutes/Default.asp

VIDEO:
http://sixtyminutes.ninemsn.com.au/sixtyminutes/stories/2006_10_22/story_1798.asp
 

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datrat240 said:
Whoa burn you MUST be a yank!:) Vegemite for breakfast lunch and tea for me! Marmite makes me nauseous.
Kiwi... Born and raised on Marmite. It's funny though, I can eat Marmite on anything but I wouldn't touch Vegimite, even if my life depended on it. :laugh
 

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Yum Yum
Can't go without my daily dose of Vegemite on toast:yumyum
 

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I was thinking ban it because it says it's dangerous.
 
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