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This skinny little bloke steps into a lift, looks up and sees
> >this HUGE guy standing next to him.
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> >The big guy sees the little guy staring at him looks down and says:"7
> >feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch dick, 3 pound testicles, Turner Brown."
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> >The skinny man faints and falls to the floor.
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> >The big guy kneels down and brings him to life, shaking him. The big
> >guy says, What's wrong with you?"
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> >In a weak voice the little guy says, "What EXACTLY did you just say to
> >me?"
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> >The big dude says, "I saw your curious look and figured I'd just give
> >you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. I'm 7 feet
> >tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch dick, my testicles weigh 3
> >pounds each, and my name is Turner Brown."
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> >The small guy says, "Turner Brown?!...Sweet Jesus, I thought you said,
> >"Turn around" :spit :rotfl :laugh
 

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First Friday, now Mondays too, I think a word with your boss is in order :rant
:laugh :devious :devious Mate I AM THE BOSS :devious
:laugh :laugh Just set the missus up in her own business doing physio and nutrition, so hopefully it wont be long and I can stop working and just hoon around on the TL, :devious :devious :devious
 
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