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An old Irish man marries a young woman and they are deeply in
love. However, no matter what the husband does sexually, the woman
never achieves orgasm so they decide to ask a sex therapist for

The therapist listens to their story and makes the following
suggestion; "Hire a strapping young man and while the two of you
are making love have the young man wave a towel over you, as though
he is fanning you both. Make sure he is totally naked and she can
see his manhood as he fans you both with the towel. That will help
your wife fantasize, and should bring on a full-blown orgasm." They
go home and follow the therapist's advice.

They hire a handsome young man and he strips off and
enthusiastically waves a towel over them both as they make love.
But it doesn't help and still the wife is unsatisfied and
frustrated. Perplexed, they go back to the therapist

"Okay", he says, "let's try it reversed. Have the young man make
love to your wife and you wave the towel over them."

Once again, they follow the advice. The young man gets into bed
with the wife and the husband waves the towel. The hired hand
really works with great enthusiasm and the wife soon has an
enormous, room-shaking, screaming, creaming orgasm.

Smiling, the husband drops the towel, taps the young man on the
Shoulder and says to him, triumphantly:

"THAT'S how you wave a fu*king towel, son!!"

:laugh :laugh :laugh

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:lol nice one had to explain why i was laughing to my boss:doh
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