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It was entertainment night at the old folks home and the Amazing
Edwin was topping the bill.
> People came from miles around to see the famed hypnotist do his
stuff.
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> As Edwin went to the front of the meeting room, he announced, "Unlike
most hypnotists who invite two or three people up here to be put into a
trance,
> I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience."
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> The excitement was almost electric as Edwin withdrew a beautiful
antique pocket watch from his coat.
> "I want you each to keep your eye on this antique watch. It's a very
> special watch. It's been in my family for six generations."
>
> He began to swing the watch gently back and forth, while quietly
chanting;
> "Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch..."
> "Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch..."
> "Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch..."
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> The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light
> gleaming off it's polished surface.
> Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch, until,
suddenly, it slipped from the hypnotist's fingers and fell to the floor, breaking
into a hundred pieces.
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> "SHiT," said the hypnotist.
>
> It took three days to clean up the old folks home.
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It was emailed to me from my friends mum, she's nearly 70 years old:hail :laugh :laugh :laugh
 
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