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:devious :devious :devious :devious :devious :laugh :laugh _____________________________ _____________________________ _________

A couple in their 90s, are both having problems remembering things.
They decide to go to the doctor for a checkup. The doctor tells them that they're physically okay, but they might want to start writing things down to help them remember.
Later that night, while watching TV, the old man gets up from his
chair. His wife asks, "Where are you going?"
"To the kitchen" he replies.
"Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?"
"Sure."
"Don't you think you should write it down so you can remember it?" she
asks.
"No, I can remember it."
"Well, I'd like some strawberries on top, too. You'd better write it
down because you know you'll forget it."
He says, "I can remember that! You want a bowl of ice cream with
strawberries."
"I'd also like whipped cream. I'm certain you'll forget that, so you'd
better write it down!" she retorts.
Irritated, he says, "I don't need to write it down, I can remember it!
Leave me alone! - Ice cream with strawberries and whipped cream - I got
it, for goodness sake!" Then he grumbles into the kitchen.
After about 20 minutes, the old man returns from the kitchen and hands
his wife a plate of bacon and eggs. She stares at the plate for a
moment and says - "Where's my toast?"


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A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlour and pulled
himself slowly, and painfully, up onto a stool. After catching his
breath, he ordered a banana split.

The waitress asked kindly, "Crushed nuts?"
"No," he replied, "arthritis.":dowhat


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Confound it! I can't seem to remember why I clicked on this thread...:laugh
 

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:laugh haha nice...:laugh
Hmmmmm guess micky is sleeping a hangover somewhere, wouldve thought his name being in the title wouldve sparked some interest :laugh
 

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Posh Johnny said:
Don't forget Ally he is up your way this weekend, he may well pop in for a glasgy gass
:dowhat :dowhat B*llocks forgot about that :laugh :laugh
 

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:eatcorn :nana :nana :nana :lol was wondering how long before you wrote :laugh
 
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