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enjoy............


There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time

they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the lights.

Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured she would

break him out of this crazy habit. So one night, while they were in the middle

of a wild, +screaming, romantic session, she turned on the light.

She looked down . and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated

pleasure device... a vibrator! Soft, wonderful and larger than a real

one.

She went completely ballistic. "You impotent creep," She screamed at him, "how

could you be lying to me all of these years You better explain yourself!"

The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly:

"I'll explain the vibrator! . you explain the kids."
 

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:devious :dowhat :dowhat :dowhat I Went to the zoo the other day, and all it had in it was one small dog.



It was a Shitzu!
 

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Uhhh, did someone request a Triker stand in? :laugh
 

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:laugh
 

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:laugh the responses where great. Well Shitzu :laugh
 

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how often do you get out of the house ALLY:dunno:laugh:laugh
:laugh they let me out of my special padded room and "sometimes" even let me take my desinger jacket off, you know the one, white that fastens up the back :devious
 
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