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Viagra for eyes...

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...that's right - Viagra is now available for your eyes - it does nowt for yer sex life but it makes yer look 'ard..:dowhat :devious :laugh
 

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Had to open your mouth, eh Johnny? :laugh

Along the same line, they have finally perfected a birth control pill for men. You put it in your shoe and it makes you limp.

I can't believe I've been sucked in. :banghead
 

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Had to open your mouth, eh Johnny? :laugh

Along the same line, they have finally perfected a birth control pill for men. You put it in your shoe and it makes you limp.

I can't believe I've been sucked in. :banghead
:devious welcome to the dark side :laugh :laugh :laugh
 

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A Frenchman, an Italian and an Englishman......

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A Frenchman, an Italian and an Englishman were talking together about their love life.

The Frenchman says,
"After I make love to my wife, I lick her toes and she leaps 1 metre into the air with delight!"

The Italian replies,
"That's nothing! After I make love to my wife, I tickle the inside of her thighs and she jumps 2 metres into the air in shear ecstasy!"

"That's nowt!" Says the Englishman, "after I've sh*gged my old bag, I wipe my knob on the sheets and she hits the f*cking roof!!!!!":dowhat :dowhat :dowhat
 

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Welcome to the revelution..:laugh sorry Posh, Ally started it:stupid
 
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