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So I fancied a game of darts with my mate.
He said, "Nearest the bull goes first"
He went "Baah" and I went "Moo"
He said "You're closest"


I bought a train ticket and they said "Eurostar"
I said "Well I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".


I phoned the local gym and I asked if they could teach me how to do the
splits.
He said, "How flexible are you?"
I said, "I can't make Tuesdays or Thursdays."


So I went to the local video shop and I said, "Can I take out The
Elephant Man?"
He said, "He's not your type."
I said "Can I have Batman Forever?"
He said, "No, you'll have to bring it back tomorrow"
 

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So I told my wife that I'd opened a theatre.
She said, "Are you having me on?"
I said, "Well I'll give you an audition, but I'm not promising you
anything."

I phoned the local builders today, I said to them "Can I have a skip
outside my house?"
He said, "I'm not stopping you!"


So this cowboy walks in to a German car showroom and he says "Audi!"
 

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wtf??
jen, fer fooks sake get well soon....plleeeeeeeeeeeease!
 

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Dude, you gotta work on some new material:loser tee hee
 

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haha so you expect me to do it "just like that" just like that" hahaha
 
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