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I asked for a mate for Hotels in Brighton and amongst others he came up with Pelirocco

The Durex Play Room
is their latest room...they have 18 other 'unique' rooms!:laugh


It says,
"Our flagship suite, the ultimate "dirty weekend" room. Dedicated to all things decadent and indulgent, think burlesque, kitsch and sexy boudoir all rolled into one.

8 ft round bed, mirrored canopy, separate living area, 42” plasma for PS2/internet/TV/radio, luxury ensuite bathroom, pole dancing area, giant plunge bath and double monsoon shower heads and its own entrance from the street.

£220.00 (sun-thurs). £250.00 (fri/sat and bank holidays or £290.00 for a one night booking)."


A bloody PS2 and internet?:confused With prices like that, who on earth is gonna check their email and play a superbike game!:dowhat ...I wanna walk outta there with my tadger about to fall off through over-use!
 

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:confused With prices like that, who on earth is gonna check their email and play a superbike game!:dowhat ...I wanna walk outta there with my tadger about to fall off through over-use!
mate there is only so much you can pull yourself off before you have to have a PS2 break and check in on the Zone.. :laugh :laugh
 

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:laugh :laugh
 

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Don't all hotels come with a "pole dancing area?" :laugh
 

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mate there is only so much you can pull yourself off before you have to have a PS2 break and check in on the Zone.. :laugh :laugh
well as much as I like the zone, if I had some hot snatch available to me, I'd be logging in somewhere else:devious

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Not with your sore ribs & shoulder matey boy!:laugh
 

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That sounds cool, I wonder if Mrs Posh want to wander Darn Sarf.
Trouble is I bet there has been a few willy wooftas stay in it, may put me off a little:puke
 

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Chris, are you going to be able to afford that room and some "hot snatch"?
Chances are, after a couple of goes, she's going to say:

"Well Chris, even though you are the biggest stud muffin I've ever met in my professional career and you've taught me a thing or two as well but I do have a living to make, so sorry no more freebies!"

And you'll be left there all alone with a PS2 and an internet connection!:laugh
 

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Not with your sore ribs & shoulder matey boy!:laugh
That ain't gonna stop me:devious :laugh

.... :dowhat

That sounds cool, I wonder if Mrs Posh want to wander Darn Sarf.
Trouble is I bet there has been a few willy wooftas stay in it, may put me off a little:puke
Don't worry posh, I'm sure they clean the ceiling after every 'guest'. :yes

Chris, are you going to be able to afford that room and some "hot snatch"?
Chances are, after a couple of goes, she's going to say:

"Well Chris, even though you are the biggest stud muffin I've ever met in my professional career and you've taught me a thing or two as well but I do have a living to make, so sorry no more freebies!"

And you'll be left there all alone with a PS2 and an internet connection!:laugh
THAT'S TOTALLY WRONG tim...I'd stay and email her mum to come over - possible 'friends and family' discount:devious :D

:lol :lol :lol
 
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