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Been in hospital the last couple of days. Felt crook and left work early, went to docs, doc sent me to hospital.

Whilst I can't and won't disclose the nature of my stay ... I was so ****ing bored! :banghead

I went in as a private patient. The food is better ... and so are the nurses :devious ...but still boring with no internet.

I'm home now.

Having my whinge on how bored I was. :laugh Hope I can go riding this weekend. :bawling



Anyone ever actually had a hospital stay they enjoyed?
 

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Glad to hear you're home! So let the games begin..

Morning sickness?

Severe period pain?

Bosses boot stuck in arse?
 

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Anal Fissure?

Seriously now mate.....yes, seriously, we all hope your better. Dont we people!!!
 

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Got a pubic hair stuck in back of throat
 

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maybee a sex toy stuck some were it shouldnt have been
 

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Seriously now mate.....yes, seriously, we all hope your better. Dont we people!!!
Speak for yourself!:lol




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Didn't they teach you what not to use a vacumn cleaner for in school:laugh
 

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The final part of the OP ? How did that Helen Reddy song go :laugh
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Hear me roar!

I am strong
I am invincible
I am ?? ?? ??

Ruby, I've got some left over stickers for you :yes
 

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Hamster removal? :O
 

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Ah-ha!! Yes, a severe case of Richard Geere syndrome :laugh
 

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Oh yeah, I've enjoyed a stay in dock.................we ran the nurses abso' fookin stupid :laugh :laugh :laugh and it was the night before Valentines Day, they loved us really :devious
 

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fell off the ladder whilst changing a light bulb in the nude and somehow it landed 6 inches up yer bum? unbroken, much less...............
 

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Gee, I just love the brotherhood :lol

You guys have obviously been browsing the 'anything goes' open forum before posting up here. :laugh



Though I do wonder if being in for removal of a misused sex toy would get me the right attention from the nurses? :devious

:lol
 

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Glad to hear you're home! So let the games begin..

Morning sickness?

Severe period pain?

Bosses boot stuck in arse?
Not like you to start off the shit-flinging Steve :rolleyes :laugh

I wish I did have the above :laugh I'd have been in and discharged quicker.



Had nurses coming into my room every bloody two hours to take samples (not the samples you dirty pigs are thinking) :laugh and check blood pressure, temp etc. I couldn't get any decent sleep :rant Then again, with the nurses I had, it was kind of okay :laugh

Had my own room which was also okay. First time I've gone private. Been to public hospitals and had to share rooms with ****ing whinging old farts (like you Steve) :laugh
 

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good to hear yall right Ruby!

next time put some food at the end of the chute so the gerbal has some incentive to come out :laugh

keep giving those samples to the nurses in nine months you can go back and they'll all have little ruby jnr's running along in procession
 
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