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Triker goes in for her op tomorrow and will be out of action on domestic duties for a few weeks.
Does anyone on here know how to
1 Operate a washing machine
2 Operate a hoover
3 Operate the green bottle under the sink labled "fairy"

I've already said i'm going out tomorrow to buy a dishwasher.

All advise greatfully received

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collect the takeaway food leaflet shite that falls out of your local paper and magnetise to the fridge (large white object approx 6' tall containing cold things)
 

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buy paper plates and plastic cups and cutelry saves cleaning dishes :)
 

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Garry said she'll have one good arm Mark so what's the problem?:laugh
 

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Don't bother buying a dishwasher.............

Save the money and get on the net and hire a home help for the 2 weeks.

Or ask Chris where he gets his Eastern European home help / Au pairs from..
 

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:stupid :laugh
 

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Good Luck Jen. Hope all goes well :thumbup

If Mark asks for any favours with your good arm you know where to tell him to go :laugh
 

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Good Luck Jen. Hope all goes well :thumbup

If Mark asks for any favours with your good arm you know where to tell him to go :laugh


yea, a little mews house just off Red Lion Square, Holburn.............:devious
 

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Don't bother buying a dishwasher.............

Save the money and get on the net and hire a home help for the 2 weeks.

Or ask Chris where he gets his Eastern European home help / Au pairs from..
Thought exactly the same thing, Richard :devious
 

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Garry said she'll have one good arm Mark so what's the problem?:laugh
How did I know you'd have to ask Garry? :laugh
Jen said her remaining good arm will be used for pointing out the bits I've missed during the hoovering and washing up :banghead :laugh
 

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Personally, I think its about time that your 2 boys started to learn how to look after themselves.

And here you have the perfect opportunity for them to learn whilst Jen is able to point out their mistakes and tell them where they are going wrong.

It also will allow you to carry on with your traditional role...
 

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Good luck triker.

Leave the mess until she's recovered? :dunno
 

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There's a big hole on the worktop usually by the window, it makes a great place for storing cups and plates and stuff like that until the other half is back on her feet again to sort it out.:)
 

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Hope all goes well. We need a new dishwasher too.
 

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any news Schlappa?.. howdit go?
Seemed to go well, will find out next Friday.
She was supposed to be the first one under the knife at 1.30 but because she had a sprinkle of powdered in a cup of coffee at 10.00, it was delayed by 4 hours :banghead
Painkillers knock her out because of the Codeine so she sleeps quite a bit, and they wear off about an hour before she's allowed the next one.

Say hello to Popeye, Ak Ak Ak Ak Ak

 

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Painkillers knock her out because of the Codeine so she sleeps quite a bit, and they wear off about an hour before she's allowed the next one.
where can i get some of these?... sounds like heaven.. slip a couple in the misses tea and get some peace and quiet.. :laugh

glad it sounds like it went well mate :thumbup
 

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glad it all went well,

by the way nice pyjamas:laugh
 
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