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Well I am off tomorrow, flying into London doe a meeting in Teddington :banghead

So here is a laugh for everyone to enjoy.........

A GLOSSARY OF USEFUL GOLFING TERMS

An Adolf Hitler : Taking two shots in a bunker

An Arthur Scargill : A great strike but a crap result

A Kate Winslet : A bit fat but otherwise perfect

A Rodney King : Overclubbed

An O J Simpson : Somehow got away with it

A Sister-In-Law : Up there, but I know I shouldn't be

A Princess Diana : A fair crack

A Mrs Patel : Ugly, but a good worker

A Sally Gunnell : Ugly but a good runner

A Paula Radcliffe : Not as ugly as a Sally Gunnell but the same result

A Kate Moss : OK but a bit thin

A Gerry Adams : A provisional

A Nipple Licker : Opens up the hole

A Ladyboy : Seems an easy hole but there may be hidden dangers

And on the putting green.........
A Dennis Wise : A nasty little five footer

A Salman Rushdie : An impossible read

A Rock Hudson : Thought it was straight but it wasn't

A Gynaecologists Assistant : Just shaved the hole

:dowhat :laugh :laugh :laugh :laugh
 

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