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A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on Westminster Bridge. It's absolute gridlock, nothing is moving.

Suddenly someone knocks on his window; he winds it down and asks, "What's going on?"

"Terrorists are holding Tony Blair, John Prescott, Gordon Brown and John Reid to ransom. They're asking for £10 cash, otherwise they're going to douse them with petrol and set fire to them. We're going from car to car, taking a collection."

"How much is everyone giving on average?" asks the driver.

" About a gallon!"
 

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:O If only :) I could think of so many other low life scum that would benifit from the "Toledo fix" :hail :)
 
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