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Saturday after shopping for most of the day we got home feeling tired and a bit rough, had something to eat about 8 pm and went to bed early.
I woke up at about 2.30 AM feeling very ill, 10 mins later was throwing my guts up down the pan,
uke it was coming out in streams, had to turn round a couple of times to let go at the other end praying that both ends didn't want to let go at the same time, :banghead got to the point where i was contemplating sitting on the toilet and chucking up in the bath.
got back to bed about half an hour later only to hear bouncer get up and promptly do the same thing,uke uke uke she was as bad as I was, when she came back to bed i went for a second gouke my guts were killing me and it felt like my ass was on fire, then she went again.
We both felt awful and managed to sleep a bit until we were both in the bathroom yet again,
I didn't get out of bed on crimbo eve until 7PM,bouncer got up about an hour before me.
I had a ham sandwich cos despite feeling very ill I thought I’d eat something, managed about half of it, bouncer had a few nibbles and we both felt ill again.
we went back to bed after seeing about 3 hours of Christmas eve.
Christmas morning came and i woke up at about 9AM, i went downstairs and made bouncer coffee and croissants, we had these and both felt a bit dodgy again, I decided to take a couple more Imodium (even though I’d already emptied one packet) it settled my stomach a bit.
went in the loft and got the tree and lights down, we put it up and it made it feel a bit more Christmassy.
I started to prepare dinner put half the turkey crown in the oven, peeled spuds, parsnips, carrots, did cauliflower, broccoli, leek, made stuffing and pigs in blankets.
we were going to eat about 2.30 but decided to put it off till about 5.30, (I guess we were still full after gorging on 2 croissants )
finally got the food ready table laid, served up and we sat down to eat, pulled crackers read jokes and put on nice silver paper hats,
opened a bottle of MOET & CHANDON and poured 2 glasses.(one bottle out of 4 along with 8 bottles of cava we have got in for the crimbo break)
well we managed quite well considering, but both of us were full quite quickly considering we'd eaten feck all for 2 days,
had to leave the table to sit and let it all go down,
just managed to drink the glass of wine as did bouncer then it was re-corked and put back in the fridge, :coocoo
watched a couple of good films in the evening (Leon and monsters INC)
then went to bed,
I have got up this morning feeling a little bit better, bouncer is still in bed ,at the moment will take a coffee up soon,
well we have spent the last 2 days not seeing a single person, and barely eating and drinking a thing, has been nice not travelling round visiting loads of relatives in some ways, just wish we felt a bit better,
well after 2 days of detox and 3 days where I only smoked about 5 **** you’d think we’d feel a bit better.
I’m not writing this for sympathy, just thought it might give those of you who know what pissheads we are a bit of a laugh at our expense, :2finger :2finger :lol
roll on the new year when we can start to party :cheers :cheers :cheers
Saturday after shopping for most of the day we got home feeling tired and a bit rough, had something to eat about 8 pm and went to bed early.
I woke up at about 2.30 AM feeling very ill, 10 mins later was throwing my guts up down the pan,
uke it was coming out in streams, had to turn round a couple of times to let go at the other end praying that both ends didn't want to let go at the same time, :banghead got to the point where i was contemplating sitting on the toilet and chucking up in the bath.got back to bed about half an hour later only to hear bouncer get up and promptly do the same thing,
uke uke uke she was as bad as I was, when she came back to bed i went for a second gouke my guts were killing me and it felt like my ass was on fire, then she went again.We both felt awful and managed to sleep a bit until we were both in the bathroom yet again,
I didn't get out of bed on crimbo eve until 7PM,bouncer got up about an hour before me.
I had a ham sandwich cos despite feeling very ill I thought I’d eat something, managed about half of it, bouncer had a few nibbles and we both felt ill again.
we went back to bed after seeing about 3 hours of Christmas eve.
Christmas morning came and i woke up at about 9AM, i went downstairs and made bouncer coffee and croissants, we had these and both felt a bit dodgy again, I decided to take a couple more Imodium (even though I’d already emptied one packet) it settled my stomach a bit.
went in the loft and got the tree and lights down, we put it up and it made it feel a bit more Christmassy.
I started to prepare dinner put half the turkey crown in the oven, peeled spuds, parsnips, carrots, did cauliflower, broccoli, leek, made stuffing and pigs in blankets.
we were going to eat about 2.30 but decided to put it off till about 5.30, (I guess we were still full after gorging on 2 croissants
)finally got the food ready table laid, served up and we sat down to eat, pulled crackers read jokes and put on nice silver paper hats,
opened a bottle of MOET & CHANDON and poured 2 glasses.(one bottle out of 4 along with 8 bottles of cava we have got in for the crimbo break)
well we managed quite well considering, but both of us were full quite quickly considering we'd eaten feck all for 2 days,
had to leave the table to sit and let it all go down,
just managed to drink the glass of wine as did bouncer then it was re-corked and put back in the fridge, :coocoo
watched a couple of good films in the evening (Leon and monsters INC)
then went to bed,
I have got up this morning feeling a little bit better, bouncer is still in bed ,at the moment will take a coffee up soon,
well we have spent the last 2 days not seeing a single person, and barely eating and drinking a thing, has been nice not travelling round visiting loads of relatives in some ways, just wish we felt a bit better,
well after 2 days of detox and 3 days where I only smoked about 5 **** you’d think we’d feel a bit better.
I’m not writing this for sympathy, just thought it might give those of you who know what pissheads we are a bit of a laugh at our expense, :2finger :2finger :lol
roll on the new year when we can start to party :cheers :cheers :cheers
