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Walked into B&Q at lunchtime and some old b*stard dressed in orange
asked me if I wanted decking.















Fortunately I got the first punch in so that was the end of that.












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Two Essex girls

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Two Essex girls walk up to a perfume counter and pick up a sample bottle.
Sharon sprays it on her wrist and smells it.

"That's quite nice innit, don't you fink Trace?"

"Yeah, wassit called?"

"Viens a moi"

"VIENS A MOI, wassat mean?"

At this stage the assistant offers some help. "Viens a moi, ladies, is
French for 'come to me'."


Sharon takes another sniff and offers her arm to Tracey again, saying,
"That doesn't smell like come to me Trace. Does it smell like come
to you?"
 

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:O :banghead

Oh well one more then I am out of here :O



An octopus

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An Octopus walks into a bar and says "I can play any musical instrument

you like".

Englishman gives it a guitar which it plays better than Jimi Hendrix.

Irishman gives it a piano which it plays better than Elton John.

Scotsman throws it a set of bagpipes.

The octopus fumbles about for a couple of minutes without a sound from

the bagpipes and Scotsman asks, "what's wrong, can ye no play it"?

The octopus says, "Play it? I'm gonna f*ck her brains out once I get her

pyjamas off!" :dowhat :laugh :laugh :laugh
 

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:confused you thought "here's your coat" was funny :O






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