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I just heard this on the news this morning...

Delt1ks, this might be what you have been waiting for! (Some travel may be required)


" New Zealand job offer: condom tester

WELLINGTON — New Zealanders looking for some extra curricular activity are now able to apply for the position of condom tester.


Condom manufacturer Durex is looking for test pilots of its products, and says New Zealanders were chosen because they are among the most sexually active and adventurous in the world.

"Kiwis have proven they're a sexually energetic bunch, and therefore it makes sense that a select few will have the chance to try our latest condom innovation, all in the name of research," said Durex New Zealand manager Victoria Potter.

"Durex wants to ensure that its condoms are best meeting the needs of New Zealanders, from delivering on sexual pleasure, to keeping them safe."

Potential applicants are invited to log on to www.explorersclub.co.nz and provide details as to why they believe they are up to the job."
 

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...now that's a phishing scam people may want to try:lol
 

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Bahahaha.

Poor sheep. :laugh
 

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Krause's team (spraykondom.de) is developing a type of spray can into which the man inserts his penis first. At the push of a button it is then coated in a rubber condom.

"It works by spraying on latex from nozzles on all sides," he said. "We call it the '360 degree procedure' -- once round and from top to bottom. It's a bit like a car wash."

So much for borrowing a condom from your buddy at the bar! :laugh
 
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