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An Irishman an Englishman and a Scotsman were sitting in a bar. The view was fantastic, the beer excellent, and the food exceptional.
"Y'ken", said the Scotsman, "I still prefer the pubs back home. Why in Glasgow there's a wee bar called McTavish's. Now the landlord there goes out of his way for the locals so much that when you buy four drinks he will buy the fifth for you."
"Well", said the Englishman, "at my local, the Mason's Arms, the barman there will buy your third drink after you buy the first two."
"Ahhh, that's nuthin," said the Irishman. "Back home in Dublin, there's Ryan's Bar. Now the moment you set foot in the place they'll buy you a drink, then another, all the drinks you like. Then when you've had enough drinks they'll take you upstairs and see that you get laid. All on the house!"
The Englishman and Scotsman immediately pour scorn on the Irishman's claims, but the Irishman swears every word is true.
"Well," said the Englishman. "Did this actually happen to you?"
"Not meself, personally, no," said the Irishman. "But it did happen to me sister."
 

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C'mon Gixxa ya cheeky fecker, I know you got 2 cents to add!! :devious


LOGGSER_TLR said:
An Irishman an Englishman and a Scotsman were sitting in a bar. The view was fantastic, the beer excellent, and the food exceptional.
"Y'ken", said the Scotsman, "I still prefer the pubs back home. Why in Glasgow there's a wee bar called McTavish's. Now the landlord there goes out of his way for the locals so much that when you buy four drinks he will buy the fifth for you."
"Well", said the Englishman, "at my local, the Mason's Arms, the barman there will buy your third drink after you buy the first two."
"Ahhh, that's nuthin," said the Irishman. "Back home in Dublin, there's Ryan's Bar. Now the moment you set foot in the place they'll buy you a drink, then another, all the drinks you like. Then when you've had enough drinks they'll take you upstairs and see that you get laid. All on the house!"
The Englishman and Scotsman immediately pour scorn on the Irishman's claims, but the Irishman swears every word is true.
"Well," said the Englishman. "Did this actually happen to you?"
"Not meself, personally, no," said the Irishman. "But it did happen to me sister."
 

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:lol great one
 

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Sorry but this one still cracks me up.. :laugh
 

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Good way to ring out St. Paddys day.....The jokes are even funnier if I try and do the accent......keep the jokes coming
 

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repost

but still :lol :laugh :lol :laugh
 

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Yup reposting my own posts is kinda gay but very funny
 
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