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There was one a dromedary whose fur was an amazingly close match in colour to the desert sand, and he was almost impossible to see.
Some called him 'the invisible dromedary', but in reality he wasn't invisible; he was just really well camel-flaged.

Did you hear that they've brought out a portable stereo which looks like a big chocolate cake.
It's called a gateaux blaster.

What kind of printer does a pig use?
An oinkjet.

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Why did I click on this post seeing who had posted it? :banghead

And the odd thing is, you previously had actually started to be funny :O
 

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gixxerjasen said:
Why did I click on this post seeing who had posted it? :banghead

And the odd thing is, you previously had actually started to be funny :O
I too fought the urge to click on the link, but alas I was not strong enough to over come! Now I'll dream about invisible camels all night. :lol
 

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:lol


Oh btw, I'm laughing at the responses not the jokes.
 

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ah Jen,theres one thing..........you never change ;) :lol
i always get at least a smile when i read your joke......................................sometimes i even laugh;)
 

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Arh someone with a sense of humour...just like me :laugh
 

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What do you call a woman with a sheep on her head ?
Baa-Baa-Ra !

What do you call a witch flying through the skies ?
Broom Hilda !

What did the idiot call his pet zebra ?
Spot !

What do you call a fish on the dining table ?
A Plaice Mat !

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What do you call a vampire that can lift up cars ?
Jack-u-la !

What do you call a vampire in a raincoat ?
Mack-u-la !

What do you call a vampire Father Christmas ?
Sack-u-la !

What do you call a girl who lives on the same street as a vampire ?
The girl necks door !

the best one of this bunch....

What do you call a dog that makes a bolt for the door ?
Blacksmith !

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Why do I feel so compelled to read these :banghead :banghead :banghead
 

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Toledo said:
Why do I feel so compelled to read these :banghead :banghead :banghead

Because in a strange way they're funny.....:laugh :laugh I know like the loon telling them :laugh
 

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Why don't elephants go skinny dipping?
They can't get their trunks off.

What is a pig's favorite superhero?
The Oinkredible Hulk.

Why didn't the pig have to pay for drinks on the cruise?
It was all-oink-lusive.

If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
Missile toe.

What did the painter say to the wall?
One more crack, and I'll plaster you.

What did the witch put in her hair?
Scare spray.

What's as sharp as a vampire's fang?
His other fang.

What is the most military day of the year?
March 4th.
 
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