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>Two women are new arrivals at the pearly gates and are comparing
>stories on how they died:
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>1st women: I froze to death.
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>2nd Women: How horrible
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>1st women: it wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I
>began to get warm and sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What
>about you?
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>2nd Women: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my
>husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But
>instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching tv.
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>1st women: So what happened?
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>2nd Women: I was so sure there was another women there I started
>running all over the house looking.
>I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then
>I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this
>up until I had looked every where, and finally I became so exhausted
>that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.
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>1st Women: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer! we'd both still be
>alive
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