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  1. Open Forum
    Just for Stu (see TLOTM Nov09) :laugh What do you call a video of pedestrians? Footage. How do monkeys make toast?? Put it under a grill a What goes Clip-Clop-Clip-Clop-BANG!-Clip-Clop-Clip-Clop....? An Amish Drive-By Shooting! Two blondes were walking through the woods and they came to some...
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    A woman brought a very limp duck to a veterinary surgeon. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook his head sadly and said, "I'm sorry, your duck, Cuddles, has passed away." The distressed...
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    A man wakes up in hospital, bandaged from head to foot. The doctor comes in and says 'Ah, I see you've regained consciousness. Now you probably won't remember, but you were knocked off your motorbike on the motorway. You're going to be OK, you'll walk again, everything seems to be OK, but...
  4. Aussie Forum
    Anna Bligh is getting chauffered around one day in the Qld countryside when all of a sudden they come around a corner and plow straight into a cow thats seen better days .The chauffer and Anna get out of the car to survey the damage .The car is a bit bent and the cow is toast . Anna starts doing...
  5. UK Forum (Including Scotland)
    I thought this was a good joke I posted in "anything goes "but I only got one reply,from an Australian ! Is it that bad ? :O:laugh http://www.tlzone.net/forums/almost-anything-goes/111260-freudian-slip.html
  6. Open Forum
    I didn't do anything too crazy. Just wrapped my boss's car in shipping shrink wrap. But I know someone here did something great :laugh
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    what a f#*%en joke :argh :mad Another AWESOME postie bike Another brilliant ad for an AWESOME machine http://cgi.ebay.com.au/Honda-CT110-P...3A1|240%3A1318 i thought this was quite funny so i thought i'd share it with them on ADVrider & this is what they done no warning etc. how...
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    A little girl asks her mum, 'Mum, can I take the dog for a walk around the block?' Her mum replies 'No, because she is on heat.' 'What does that mean?' asked the child. 'Go and ask your father. I think he's in the garage.' The little girl goes out to the garage and says, 'Dad, can I take...
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