O learned denizens,
If, like me, you are a bit shit at not losing things, you will already have lost the little bung stored under the seat that allows you to disconnect the tank hoses without hosing fuel everywhere.
Worry not, because Suzuki saw me coming. The brake caliper bleed screw covers are a perfect substitute, and I have four more goes at losing them before I am out.
It's like they knew me...